allsocksgotoheaven:

tacoko:

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miyukithecreeper:

lalondes-wonking:

And now ALL THE PLANETS, with Earth first because of obvious reasons.

Earth: No real gender to this personification, Earth is whatever the people call it. Sometimes he’s a he, and sometimes she’s a she. Earth is the most lively, imaginative, curious, intelligent, and sometimes most childish of all the planets. It’s constantly getting into the business of other planets, especially Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. Earth is rather intelligent, though can do some stupid things sometimes. It’s fragile, however, and extremely protective of its life forms, especially the humans, despite the damage they’ve caused.

Mercury: A competitive athletic girl, the fastest in the solar system. She’s upbeat and a little arrogant at times. She challenges everyone to races around the sun all the time, though no one ever takes her up on them. 

Venus: A rather patient and caring individual, she’s rather close with Mercury and Earth. Earth and Mars are her siblings, and she often keeps an eye out for Earth, shining her bright light on it whenever she comes to check in. She’s rather cheerful and has a brilliant smile.

Mars: A bit of a cold person, Mars is one who takes care of himself. Even though Earth is always bothering him, he tries to keep distanced from his siblings in general. He has many impact scars across his body and is used to the harsh terrain, storms, and freezing cold temperatures that he always has to deal with. He’s rather stoic, but he tries not to be mean, and is polite at the very least. He’s not very sure about the gift that Earth recently gave him, the Curiosity rover.

Jupiter: The big brother to all other planets. He’s the self-appointed protector of the inner planets and the largest of them all. He’s rather laid back and cheerful most times. Though he has taken far more impacts than Mars, he doesn’t scar as easily, and often just brushes them off as nothing without a word. He’s caring, but can be rather blunt sometimes.

Saturn: Mama Saturn, as some may call her, is a very outgoing and dazzling individual. Her ice jewelry is her pride and joy and never goes to a party without looking her best. She mostly keeps an eye on the twins, though she is also one of the few who actually pay any attention to Pluto anymore. 

Uranus & Neptune: Twin brothers who like to spend a lot of time together. Uranus is a bit…odd. He enjoys spinning on his side a lot, and thinks that Earth is his best friend [other than Neptune] since every time someone says his name, Earth likes to laugh. He’s a bit strange, a little awkward, but VERY outgoing and enjoys other planets. He’s the other planet that actually pays attention to Pluto, even though Neptune is closer. Neptune, however, is a lot less social. He’s kind of quiet and always has his hair in his face. It’s rather windy where he lives, so he doesn’t brother brushing it, it’ll just go back in his face anyway. He loves Uranus but worries about him a lot.

Pluto: Pluto is rather unnoticed these days. She was once part of the gang, but when she missed a planetary rotation party for being too slow, Earth decided to take her off the list. It seems pretty mean, but Pluto isn’t all that hurt over it. She’s always been quiet and shy, and doesn’t mind the few quality friends she’s made in Saturn and Uranus. Pluto mostly just likes watching from afar, and sometimes worries about what the other planets get themselves into, but she’s too small to do much anyway so she just stays in her little corner in the back.

hb

dflk wow

 llokat all the kawaii babes

mars with curiosity tho

pluto is adorable ohmygod

HELLO THERE JUPITER

GFDJSHJGFDCSAGKCFJKSA WOW OKAY

And Saturn fjshkagsa werk it gurl omfg

look at all these qUALITY DESIGNS <33

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destroyingsomethingbeautiful:

inner-tardis:

valeria2067:

playboysmakevirginscry:

candlesandair:

victim-of-foolish-pride:

princebel:

redheaded-dancer-x:

lexinicole-xoxo:

writergirl1029:

heronwoods:

sassy-asami:

thatonechick42:

perfectwrongturn:

thingswilllookup:

I saw this and it broke my heart.. 

I don’t really have words for this. This hurt to the core of my being.

My heart just sank.

This makes me so sad.

it took me two reads to understand this and then I burst into tears.

…Why do people suck?

What the fuck …..

It took me two seconds to understand this. I will never not reblog this. Everyone should do the same.

… This makes me want to turn into an angry amazon and cut off some penises. Wouldn’t accomplish anything, I’m aware. But it would make me feel like some stupid people might not reproduce.

I saw a post about mothers crying that had over six million notes. Why the fuck doesn’t this have just as many? One of my best friends was raped. He told her that she was gay because she hadn’t had a guy fuck her properly. There’s no excuse for rape, and there’s no excuse for people who say this shit about/to rape victims.

I may be a guy, but I’m a feminist. Feminism isn’t just about supporting women. It’s about supporting equality — no matter what race, religion, sexuality, or gender you are. No woman should be talked down to like this. But the saddest thing about rape? It’s never seen as a tragedy to the general public. There’s always some sort of justification for rape, and it’s sickening.

And I know I include rape in my role plays, but I do it because I don’t romanticize it. I know what rape is. It’s a filthy, disgusting, power-hungry thing. It’s not sexy. It never has been, and it never will be.

So fuck anyone who supports rape, and fuck anyone who made a comment like this to any man or woman. No one should be thankful for this shit. No one.

It disgusts me that this has even been said, and that this doesn’t have more notes.

Why the fuck would you tell that to someone? 

Welcome to the life of a Fat Chick. Who would rape one of us, right? We should be lucky to get some action, fat cows that we are. One more subgroup (cf gay males, straight males, trans* individuals) that under-reports rapes because of additional stigmas on top of the violation they’ve suffered.

I literally feel sick. What the hell is wrong with the world that this even happens? What the hell are those people thinking?!

I once had someone say to me “Oh, it’s ok that you’re fat. At least you won’t ever have to worry about getting abducted or raped”.

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Temari and Shikamaru are so cute.

She’s like that friend who always acts like your mom, but who you tolerate more than your mom.

I imagine that Shikamaru and Temari would be such awesome bros. 

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hipsterdraco:

Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed
Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere
Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair
Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere
Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever
Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom
Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen

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liamdryden:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

I also try to cut loaves of bread with door jams.

I just keep looking at these over and over going “oh no, friend, nooooo”

I like how all of the “mishaps” are so obviously faked for the most part.

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thegoddamazon:

spicyobsession:

lightspeedsound:

panasonicyouth:

haveyoumetrobin:

dearratbastards:

brainstatic:

omg that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

that is by far one of the most stunning gif replies/representations I have ever seen in my life

oh my god

holy fuck gif

reblogging for that gif

-crying-

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volatileserenade:

2spookypunkachu:

thespookyepidemic:

hollowdoll-hachi:

beardcore4l:

ibreedunic0rns:

lovelylostrainbow:

fuckyeahprettylittleliar:

I’m screwed

Fuck.

comforting really.

that would explain a lot

what if i do both

aww shit.

holy shit accurate

…developing? :P I was biting the skin off my lip again as I read this. It’s a terrible habit.

I’ve mostly outgrown the finger chewing. It took years.

Ok. Last bit of evidence, right here. I would like to see a psychiatrist now, please, mommy. 

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abitnotgoodyeah:

innerdialogue:

The Doctor as he appears in Marvel comics.

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ilikebunniesinaplatonicsense:

BUNNEHS!!!!

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